As you can tell from the really cheap logo above, you've just hit up Cheap-Beer.com. We, the staff of C-B.com, have one simple mission in mind when we envision beer: CHEAP, COLD BREWS AT YOUR DISPOSAL, 24/7. "How does one do that?" you may find yourself asking. Simple. We keep overhead costs low.

-We hire non-unionzied illegal immigrants
-We buy our beer in such high numbers that it's cheaper to own the flatbed trucks and go get them from the warehouses ourselves. And before you ask, of course the immigrants drive.
-We buy only American beer. Fuck you, you European sons-of-bitches.
-And finally, the executive staff at C-B.com is made up of ex-alcoholics. We know what being devoted to a bottle is all about.

Without further ado, we give you...

CHEAP-BEER.COM'S DAILY SPECIALS

Ice Cold Opinions This is where the staff of C-B.com sounds off on various topics of little to no interest to you normal folk. Case Of 24 Price: $20.00	40 Oz. Forums Visit the forums, complain to the staff how much time the beer takes to arrive and all that jazz. Pack Of 6 Price: $4.00
Complaints The section where you can fill out forms in order to complain to a specific executive of C-B.com Pack Of 6 Price: $8.00	Frost Brewed Special Section Special ICE COLD section where you can check out our specials of the week... Okay, we lied. Really it's like specials of whenever the hell we feel like updating. Pack Of 6 Price: $8.00
The Commie Section This is a section where you can see the best in foreign (read: communist) beer... More like piss-water. Pack Of 13 (wtf?) Price: $108.00	Non-Alcoholic Section This is the section designed to draw in the under-18 crowd. That's right, you 13 year-old. Drink your fake brew while you give us money. Pack Of 4 Price: $5.00

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Hey douchers, this isn't a "for real" site. All the beer we're trying to sell? It's all in our heads.
This is actually a satirical site where we use the format of a beer company for cheap thrills. And the
pictures are copyright of their respective owners, too.